A Good Cowboy Hat

Cowboy J: "Granddaddy, we're just alike. We both wear cowboy hats"

Bart: "Grandson, as Charles M. Russell said, 'A good cowboy hat fits like a good friend.' It's true, there's nothing better than a good cowboy hat."

Cowboy J: "You wear a cowboy hat and I wear a cowboy hat. That means we're best friends!"

Bart: "That's my boy."