Cowboy J: Hey, what’s an Aggie?
Cowboy G: I don’t know. What’s a Sooner?
Cowboy J: I’m not sure.
Cowboy G: Granddaddy played football and was a Cardinal.
Cowboy J: Hmph. At least we know what that is…
Cowboy G: Yea… maybe we should just stick to talking about Double S Ranch beef.